Wednesday's Weekly Words of Wisdom: Week 5

 

 

As per usual, photo from the Graphics Fairy

Wednesday's Weekly Words of Wisdom :Week 4

"Although it may seem like staring creepily is your only option, this is simply not true." 

 

Photo via The Graphics Fairy.

For those unfamiliar, the photo above would be a prime example of staring creepily.

However: the photo below is still not an altogether socially acceptable alternative.Looking busy may in fact be your best bet for over 50% of uncomfortable social circumstances.

Photo via Square America.

Stay Fancy!

Wednesday's Words of Wisdom: Week 3

In situations of extreme stress and/or distress, it simply helps to stand and scream "Nooooooooo!" in the manliest voice possible. While it may not change anything, you will without a doubt feel much better.

"Is this really necessary?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

*photo courtesy of the Graphics Fairy

Wednesdays Weekly Words of Wisdom: Week 2

"While being eternally single may seem degrading, it is far more degrading to be eternally part of a pair of singles."

Make of that what you will, people. Apparently, it can be interpreted two ways. One of them is rather humorous. But we'll let you figure that out.



"But I love you! Look, I brought you these lame flowers!"
*cough* AWKWARD

*photo courtesy of the Graphics Fairy



Wednesday's Weekly Words of Wisdom

Introduction to Wednesday's Weekly Words of Wisdom:

While pondering life and Lemony Snicket's book Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid* we came up with similarly useful information that will hopefully be useful to more than just us. Expect weekly posts with helpful information about life. So here's number 1...

When in an extremely awkward situation, instead of dreading the awkwardness and being uncomfortable, pretend it is all a hilarious dream. Revel in the profound social discomfort.

Also, I recommend reporting said awkward/hilarious situation to your BFF ASAP so that you can commence giggling. Or, if they were present for the event, commence giggling straight away. For instance, this lady looks like she's relaying a gem of a story.

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Thank you, and Keep being fancy!

* Snicket, Lemony. Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid. New York: HarperCollins Publishers, 2007. Print.